I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes
I love it unironically, I burst out laughing. It hits the same note as “the opposite of malice is bonfire”.
the waterfall to my firefly
The last.
Tolkien likens Bilbo to a bunny or a rabbit I believe three times; the two I can remember are the trolls shaking him like a rabbit, and Beorn calling him “little bunny.” (I keep meaning to make a cute meme of this and also I am lazy.) He also barely describes him other than having furry feet. JRR, maybe this one was a little bit on you.
it fucken WIMDY (part 3)
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
biblically accurate worm on string
[id: an illustration of four fuzzy worm toys curved around each other to form an orb. they are pink, purple, blue-green, and orange, respectively. they each have matching wings and their bodies are covered in eyes. end id]
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i will never complain about a book seeming like a fanfic with the serial numbers filed off because that means the author had the invaluable ability to tell when their au had diverged enough that these were just straight-up different characters now
even as we speak there is probably someone out there writing a delightful 100k+ word gay romance novel about a genderqueer bisexual single parent who lives in a beach town and fixes classic cars and falls in love with the sexy tentacle monster mermaid that saved their life, and that writer could probably make pretty good money self-publishing it, but they won't because that would mean admitting that they aren't really writing destiel anymore
"That" family member...


DOCTOR WHO (2005)
2.00 | ‘The Christmas Invasion’









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