They say the Goddess chooses her most devout believer to be her champion in times of crisis. Due to your past, you've hated that loathsome Goddess more than anyone in the nation. As it turns out, that also counts as believing in her more than anyone in the nation.
i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book
what the fuck is a time knife
I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels
panic at the costco?
manic! at the petco
I never realized this until you pointed it out
holy fucking shit
I JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE DOING A LITTLE GAY POSE I DIDN’T REALIZE THEY WERE MAKING AN R
Doylist explanation: They keep making new electric mouse pokemon because they're frantically trying to recreate the success of Pikachu. Or at least because it's tradition at this point.
Watsonian explanation: A major predator of rodents is birds of prey. A mouse that can deliver electric shocks to flying-types has a much higher chance of living to produce more offspring. Thus, convergent evolution fills this niche in every region. "Pikachu" is just the pokemon universe equivalent of "crab".
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3x07 Revelations
my hamburger ass could never be helped
it took less than 20 minutes for someone to tag this dean winchester
the struggle when somebody on your dash gets really into something for a bit and then you get really into the same thing but like way later and you cant remember who it was specifically anymore to go looking through their blog for all those posts you ignored back when your eyes were closed to the truth
having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.
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