erebones
catmask

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i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

red-umbrella-811

Tolkien likens Bilbo to a bunny or a rabbit I believe three times; the two I can remember are the trolls shaking him like a rabbit, and Beorn calling him “little bunny.” (I keep meaning to make a cute meme of this and also I am lazy.) He also barely describes him other than having furry feet. JRR, maybe this one was a little bit on you.

lmao excellentTolkeinLotR
utteradoxography
ispyspookymansion

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

ispyspookymansion

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

i'm bitchesabout me
ladymalchav
fenhyste

biblically accurate worm on string

lichenous-loser

[id: an illustration of four fuzzy worm toys curved around each other to form an orb. they are pink, purple, blue-green, and orange, respectively. they each have matching wings and their bodies are covered in eyes. end id]

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kahtiihma
unpretty

i will never complain about a book seeming like a fanfic with the serial numbers filed off because that means the author had the invaluable ability to tell when their au had diverged enough that these were just straight-up different characters now

unpretty

even as we speak there is probably someone out there writing a delightful 100k+ word gay romance novel about a genderqueer bisexual single parent who lives in a beach town and fixes classic cars and falls in love with the sexy tentacle monster mermaid that saved their life, and that writer could probably make pretty good money self-publishing it, but they won't because that would mean admitting that they aren't really writing destiel anymore

Anita's adventures in fanfic